Parlez-vous français? Pardon je, je pas. And if that's right, I'll be mighty impressed. Seulement Anglais. Quelque chose d'une pitié. I'd guessed 'Parlez vous français? Pardon moi, je pas', but something makes me trust Altavista's Babelfish more than my own guess. Probably a combination of insanity and the fact that I don't know French. Of course, you don't want to know what my stab at the pronounciation is.
Is it any wonder why I find Germanic languages more interesting?